my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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