why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
soo... how was my night?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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