But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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