I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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