Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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