Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize