Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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