People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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