I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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