One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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