why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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