so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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