Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
this will be a night to untag.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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