In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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