Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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