She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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