we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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