all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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