is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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