Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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