Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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