I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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