just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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