The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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