butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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