they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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