I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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