it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
The power of my boobs compel you
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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