I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I wish you could order shots online.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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