I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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