Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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