Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
that is very illegal...i love you.
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