you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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