going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
