i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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