My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Randomize
