The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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