It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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