I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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