it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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