Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My vagina is officially offended.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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