"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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