I'd wear matching sweaters with you
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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