Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i think my mom watched the whole time
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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