That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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