Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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