If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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