And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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