Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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