I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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