it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It's never too late to be topless.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I have aggressive nipples.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
