Walk of Shame. In a state park.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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