But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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