Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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