jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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