we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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