Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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