i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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