Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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