the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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