did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize